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Death Valley Queen

ykkskukko

  • RaceDrider
  • ClassesFighter 8Weapon Master 20Shadowdancer 8
  • Level36
  • AlignmentChaotic Evil

Biography

Death valley queen where have you been
Since they crowned you in glory
Filled your head with dreams
But it still goes to show in every desert
There's a rose that's bloomin' for all to be seen

I remember you well from that town
You did dwell with the face of an angel
In a dump hot as hell
When I asked for a kiss
You kindly dismissed
So I lead my poor heart to the slaughter

Tell me dear what did you fear
I'd do you no wrong though no stranger to sin

So death valley queen go marry your king
Or an old maid you'll end up for certain

Off I did set, on my trail of regret
Where I thought of you now in your castle and crown
So I found me a whore with a face just like yours

After several gallons of porter
When I awoke, she had scarpered I was broke
Laying cold in the bed with a whale for a head

So death valley queen go marry your king
Or an old maid you'll end up for certain

Then the ball dropped why everything fell by the way
As your teardrops were fallin' I forgot to say

That I have always loved you
Yeah, I have always loved you
Yeah, yeah I, I have always loved you

When I returned downtrodden and burned
There were billy goats grazing
Where once you'd be found
So I hung out to dry On this limb for a lie
Take me back for I'm cursed on the mainland

Tell me dear what did you fear
I'd do you no wrong though no stranger to sin

So death valley queen go marry your king
And a rovin I'll end up for certain
I said, death valley queen go marry your king
And a rovin I'll end up for certain

Statistics

  • 18STR
  • 27DEX
  • 12CON
  • 14INT
  • 8WIS
  • 8CHA
  • 62AC
  • 596HP
  • 27BAB

Ability scores are the character sheet values, without item bonuses. AC, HP and BAB are as last saved, gear included.

Skills ranks assigned

Points spent, not the total bonus: in game the ability modifier, item bonuses and feats are added on top.

  • Hide39
  • Move Silently39
  • Search39
  • Tumble39
  • Intimidate4

Feats 56

  • Ambidexterity L1
  • Armor Proficiency (heavy) L1
  • Armor Proficiency (light) L1
  • Armor Proficiency (medium) L1
  • Armor Skin L27
  • Associates Control L1
  • Aura of Doom L10
  • Blind-Fight L15
  • Cast Darkness L1
  • Collectibles Menu L1
  • Darkvision L1
  • Defensive Roll L29
  • Dodge L2
  • Epic Character L21
  • Epic Prowess L34
  • Epic Superior Weapon Focus L23
  • Epic Weapon Focus (rapier) L23
  • Epic Weapon Master L21
  • Epic Weapon Specialization (rapier) L24
  • Epic Will L21
  • Evasion L19
  • Expertise L4
  • Great Dexterity I L27
  • Great Dexterity II L30
  • Great Dexterity III L33
  • Great Dexterity IV L36
  • Hardiness vs. Enchantments L1
  • Hide in Plain Sight L18
  • Immunity To Sleep L1
  • Improved Critical (rapier) L9
  • Improved Expertise L18
  • Improved Two-Weapon Fighting L12
  • Increased Multiplier L11
  • Ki Critical L13
  • Ki Damage L7
  • Large Stature L1
  • Mobility L3
  • Player Menu L1
  • Shadow Daze L20
  • Shadow Evade L28
  • Shield Proficiency L1
  • Slippery Mind L31
  • Spring Attack L6
  • Summon Shadow L29
  • Superior Weapon Focus L11
  • Two-Weapon Fighting L1
  • Uncanny Dodge I L19
  • Uncanny Dodge II L29
  • Weapon Finesse L1
  • Weapon Focus (rapier) L1
  • Weapon Proficiency (Elf) L1
  • Weapon Proficiency (martial) L1
  • Weapon Proficiency (simple) L1
  • Weapon Specialization (rapier) L24
  • Weapon of Choice (rapier) L7
  • Whirlwind Attack L6

Equipment

  • Head [BRILLIANT] Helm of the Headhunter
    • Ability Bonus Constitution +4
    • Ability Bonus Dexterity +4
    • Ability Bonus Strength +4
    • Damage Resistance Acid Resist 5 / -
    • Damage Resistance Cold Resist 5 / -
    • Damage Resistance Electrical Resist 5 / -
    • Damage Resistance Fire Resist 5 / -
    • Saving Throw Bonus Universal +2
    • Skill Bonus Discipline +5
  • Chest Crafted Mithral Cloth Armor
    • AC Bonus +6
    • Ability Bonus Dexterity +5
    • Ability Bonus Constitution +3
    • Damage Reduction +7 Soak 15 Damage
  • Boots Crafted Silver Boots
    • AC Bonus +5
    • Haste
    • Ability Bonus Constitution +5
    • Skill Bonus Discipline +3
    • Saving Throw Bonus Universal +2
  • Arms [BRILLIANT] Greater Bracers of the Tribeslayer
    • Ability Bonus Strength +4
    • Damage Resistance Bludgeoning Resist 10 / -
    • Damage Resistance Piercing Resist 10 / -
    • Damage Resistance Slashing Resist 10 / -
    • Damage Vulnerability Magical 5% Damage Vulnerability
    • Decreased AC AC Dodge Modifier -1
    • Decreased Saving Throws: Specific Will -2
    • Immunity: Miscellaneous Fear
    • Regeneration +4
    • Spell Resistance 28
  • Right Hand Stinger
    • Damage Bonus Acid 2d10 Damage
    • Damage Bonus Bludgeoning 2d12 Damage
    • Enhancement Bonus +7
    • Keen
    • Massive Criticals 15 Damage
    • On Hit Acid Rain (4d6 Acid and 4d6 Pure damage to all enemies within 5m) Level 2 5%
    • Visual Effect Ghost Fog
  • Left Hand Nordock Craft Rapier
    • Damage Bonus Slashing 1d8 Damage
    • Enhancement Bonus +6
    • Keen
    • Massive Criticals 1d12 Damage
    • Visual Effect Holy
    • Damage Bonus Positive Energy 2d4 Damage
  • Cloak Crafted Gold Thick Mesh Cloak
    • Damage Resistance Slashing Resist 15 / -
    • Ability Bonus Constitution +2
    • Regeneration +2
    • Saving Throw Bonus: Specific Fortitude +4
    • Skill Bonus Concentration +8
  • Left Ring Crafted Shadowsteel Emerald Ring
    • Ability Bonus Dexterity +5
    • Saving Throw Bonus: Specific Reflex +2
    • Skill Bonus Pick Pocket +3
    • Skill Bonus Open Lock +3
  • Right Ring Crafted Mithral Sapphire Ring
    • Ability Bonus Wisdom +5
    • Saving Throw Bonus: Specific Will +2
    • Skill Bonus Concentration +4
    • Skill Bonus Craft: Mastery +4
  • Amulet Crafted Shadowsteel Sapphire Amulet
    • AC Bonus +6
    • Ability Bonus Wisdom +5
    • Saving Throw Bonus: Specific Will +3
  • Belt Crafted Gold Warding Buckle
    • AC Bonus +6
    • Regeneration +2
    • Immunity: Miscellaneous Knockdown
    • Saving Throw Bonus Universal +4
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Last played 2026-08-04