Queen of the Herd
- RaceWerewolf
- ClassesBard 5Pale Master 20Northern Templar 15
- Level40
- AlignmentNeutral Evil
Biography
Ballad of the Queen Super Cow
This Cow left the super farm for good,
She did not had the spirit for it, neither the mood.
Fighting against adventurers are pain the ass,
But becoming one of them solves the
problem more or less.
The farm sent a message to her which
cursed her forever,
But this one just thought: Who cares?
Whatever "
She rather being cursed and make a big
mistake,
Since becoming by the heroes hands a
nasty beef stake.
The only way to survive is to hide
amongst them,
A lot worse when you are hunted every
now and then.
This situation sometimes is indeed out
of hand,
This one feals like shes precious life
forever damned.
When smartass heroes try to catch her
with some trap,
She used to prank them leaving behind
some crap.
This often makes her pursuers angry and
mad,
Because they failed with the bad
intention they had.
If there is nothing to do this one likes
to take a nap,
Or searching for safe places to hide on
a Nordock map.
This one likes to pass time with songs
she likes to sing,
While waiting for an eternity to do a
run called: Wing.
When there is trouble she cant avoid
and forced to fight,
This Cow will show you the true nature
of power and might.
You expect weakness from something
that eat grass,
Defensless fragile body and soul from
such a lass.
Well there is a bad news for you my
friend from someone who have hoof,
About the truth - You dont even know
the half of it, or have any proof,
How messy an encounter can be with a
Super Cow when its cornered,
You better ready every inch of your
body, and make yourself ordered.
In peaceful times this Cow likes to be
under the clear sky,
Chasing butterflies and running towards
them watching how they fly.
When dont need to worry about how
or where to die,
Just watch the clouds on the horizon
passing by.
This is a life of a would be adventurer
cow,
You allready know too much about this
so get out of here now!
Leave this one be to have shes life in
peace,
So you dont need to worry about any
arrow shoot in your knees!
This Cow left the super farm for good,
She did not had the spirit for it, neither the mood.
Fighting against adventurers are pain the ass,
But becoming one of them solves the
problem more or less.
The farm sent a message to her which
cursed her forever,
But this one just thought: Who cares?
Whatever "
She rather being cursed and make a big
mistake,
Since becoming by the heroes hands a
nasty beef stake.
The only way to survive is to hide
amongst them,
A lot worse when you are hunted every
now and then.
This situation sometimes is indeed out
of hand,
This one feals like shes precious life
forever damned.
When smartass heroes try to catch her
with some trap,
She used to prank them leaving behind
some crap.
This often makes her pursuers angry and
mad,
Because they failed with the bad
intention they had.
If there is nothing to do this one likes
to take a nap,
Or searching for safe places to hide on
a Nordock map.
This one likes to pass time with songs
she likes to sing,
While waiting for an eternity to do a
run called: Wing.
When there is trouble she cant avoid
and forced to fight,
This Cow will show you the true nature
of power and might.
You expect weakness from something
that eat grass,
Defensless fragile body and soul from
such a lass.
Well there is a bad news for you my
friend from someone who have hoof,
About the truth - You dont even know
the half of it, or have any proof,
How messy an encounter can be with a
Super Cow when its cornered,
You better ready every inch of your
body, and make yourself ordered.
In peaceful times this Cow likes to be
under the clear sky,
Chasing butterflies and running towards
them watching how they fly.
When dont need to worry about how
or where to die,
Just watch the clouds on the horizon
passing by.
This is a life of a would be adventurer
cow,
You allready know too much about this
so get out of here now!
Leave this one be to have shes life in
peace,
So you dont need to worry about any
arrow shoot in your knees!
Statistics
- 8STR
- 34DEX
- 12CON
- 12INT
- 8WIS
- 14CHA
- 58AC
- 568HP
- 27BAB
Ability scores are the character sheet values, without item bonuses. AC, HP and BAB are as last saved, gear included.
Skills ranks assigned
Points spent, not the total bonus: in game the ability modifier, item bonuses and feats are added on top.
- Tumble40
- Spellcraft34
- Use Magic Device29
- Discipline10
- Concentration5
- Lore5
Feats 52
- Alertness L1
- Armor Proficiency (heavy) L11
- Armor Proficiency (light) L1
- Armor Proficiency (medium) L1
- Armor Skin L39
- Associates Control L1
- Bard Song L1
- Bardic Knowledge L1
- Blind-Fight L9
- Bone Skin L4
- Cloud of Snow L15
- Collectibles Menu L1
- Crystal of Pure Ice L13
- Curse Song L40
- Darkvision L1
- Deathless Master Touch L29
- Deathless Mastery L29
- Deathless Vigor L8
- Destroy the Crystal L13
- Endurance of the North L20
- Energy Resistance, Sonic I L32
- Epic Character L21
- Epic Northern Templar L21
- Epic Palemaster L30
- Epic Spell: Epic Mage Armor L38
- Epic Spell: Epic Warding L35
- Epic Weapon Focus (shuriken) L24
- Frost Armor I L11
- Frost Armor II L15
- Frost Armor III L20
- Frost Armor IV L25
- Great Dexterity I L21
- Great Dexterity II L24
- Great Dexterity III L27
- Great Dexterity IV L30
- Great Dexterity V L33
- Great Dexterity VI L36
- Great Fortitude L6
- Improved Critical (shuriken) L18
- Luck of Heroes L1
- Player Menu L1
- Shield Proficiency L1
- Smell Surroundings L1
- Summon Fallen Angel L8
- Tough as Bone L26
- Toughness L3
- Undead Graft I L9
- Undead Graft II L27
- Weapon Finesse L1
- Weapon Focus (shuriken) L15
- Weapon Proficiency (exotic) L12
- Weapon Proficiency (simple) L1
Equipment
Chest Nordock Craft Solid Robe- Ability Bonus Strength +2
- Ability Bonus Wisdom +2
- AC Bonus +6
- Damage Reduction +7 Soak 10 Damage
- Freedom of Movement
- Use Limitation: Class Assassin
- Use Limitation: Class Bard
- Use Limitation: Class Monk
- Use Limitation: Class Ranger
- Use Limitation: Class Rogue
- Use Limitation: Class Shadowdancer
- Ability Bonus Dexterity +7
Arms [BRILLIANT] Greater Bracers of the Tribeslayer- Ability Bonus Strength +4
- Damage Resistance Bludgeoning Resist 10 / -
- Damage Resistance Piercing Resist 10 / -
- Damage Resistance Slashing Resist 10 / -
- Damage Vulnerability Magical 5% Damage Vulnerability
- Decreased AC AC Dodge Modifier -1
- Decreased Saving Throws: Specific Will -2
- Immunity: Miscellaneous Fear
- Regeneration +4
- Spell Resistance 28
Right Hand Nordock Craft Shuriken- Damage Bonus Positive Energy 1d8 Damage
- Damage Bonus Slashing 1d8 Damage
- Enhancement Bonus +6
- Massive Criticals 1d4 Damage
- Mighty +20
- Regeneration: Vampiric +3
Left Ring Ring of Dark Power- Ability Bonus Constitution +2
- Damage Resistance Cold Resist 15 / -
- Damage Resistance Electrical Resist 15 / -
- Damage Resistance Fire Resist 15 / -
- Regeneration +2
- Right Ring Ring of Dark Power
- Ability Bonus Constitution +2
- Damage Resistance Cold Resist 15 / -
- Damage Resistance Electrical Resist 15 / -
- Damage Resistance Fire Resist 15 / -
- Regeneration +2
Belt Greater Belt of Guiding Light- Immunity: Miscellaneous Death Magic
- Immunity: Miscellaneous Fear
- Light Normal (15m) Purple
- Skill Bonus Listen +4
- Skill Bonus Lore +4
- Skill Bonus Search +4
- Skill Bonus Spot +4
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Last played 2025-12-28