Ancient Super Cow

Ballad of the lonely Ancient Super Cow



This Cow left the super farm for good,

She did not had the spirit for it, neither the mood.

Fighting against adventurers are pain in the ass,

But becoming one of them solves the problem more or less.



The farm sent a message to her that cursed her forever,

But this one just thought „who cares”, whatever.

She rather being cursed and make a big mistake,

Then becoming by the heroes hands a nasty beef stake.



The only way to survive is to hide amongst them,

A lot worse when you are hunted every now and then.

This situation sometimes is indeed out of hand,

This one feals like she’s precious life forever damned.



When smartass heroes try to catch her with some trap,

She used to prank them leaving behind some crap.

This often makes her pursuers angry and mad,

Because they failed with the bad intention they had.



If there is nothing to do this one likes to take a nap,

Or searching for safe places to hide on a Nordock map.

This one likes to pass time with songs she likes to sing,

While waiting for an eternity to do a run called: Wing.



When there is trouble she can’t avoid and have to fight,

This Cow will show you the true nature of power and might.

You expect weakness from something that eat grass,

Defensless and fragile body and soul from such a lass.



Well there is a bad news for you my friend from someone who have hoof,

About the truth - You don’t even know the half of it, or have any proof,

How messy an encounter can be with a Super Cow when it’s cornered,

You better ready every inch of you’r body and make yourself ordered.



In peaceful times this Cow likes to be under the clear sky,

Chasing butterflies and running towards them watching how they fly.

When don’t need to worry about how or where to die,

Just watch the clouds on the horizon passing by.



This is a life of a would be adventurer cow,

You allready know too much about this so get out of here now!

Leave this one be to have she’s life in peace,

So you don’t need to worry about any arrows shoot in you’r knees!