Buster TEST
- RaceElf
- ClassesWizard 18Arcane Archer 11Shadowdancer 4
- Level33
- AlignmentNeutral Evil
Biography
This here's a jam for all the fellas
Trying to do what those ladies tell us
Get shot down 'cause ya over-zealous
Play hard to get females get jealous
Okay smarty
Go to a party
Girls are scantily clad and showing body
A chick walks by you wish you could sex her
But you're standing on the wall
like you was Poindexter
Next day's function
High class luncheon
Food is served, and you're stone-cold munching
Music comes on people start to dance
But then you ate so much
you nearly split your pants
A girl starts walking
Guys start gawking
Sits down next to you and starts talking
Says she wants to dance
because she likes to groove
So come on fatso and just bust a move
You're on a mission and you're wishing
Someone could cure your lonely condition
Looking for love in all the wrong places
No fine girls just ugly faces
From frustration
First inclination
Is to become a monk and leave the situation
But every dark tunnel has a light of hope
So don't hang yourself with a celibate rope
Now jester's showing,
So you're going
Could care less about the five you're blowing
Theater gets dark just to start the show
Then ya spot a fine woman
sitting in your row
She's dressed in yellow,
She says "Hello.
Come sit next to me you fine fellow."
You run over there without a second to lose
And what comes next, hey bust a move
In this city
Ladies look pretty
Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty
Tell a funny joke just to get some play
Then you try to make a move and
she says, "No way."
Girls are faking
Goodness saking
They want a man who brings home the bacon
Got no money and you ain't so bold
Then you got no woman and
you're getting old
Some girls are sadistic,
Materialistic
Looking for a man makes them opportunistic
They're lying on a beach perpetrating a tan
So that a brother with the money
can be their man
So on the beach you're strolling
Real high rolling
Everything you have is yours and not stolen
A girl runs up with something to prove
So don't just stand there, bust a move
Your best friend Harry
Has a brother Larry
In five days from now he's gonna marry
He's hoping you can make it there if you can
'Cause in the ceremony you'll be the best man
You say, "Neat-o,"
Check your libido
And roll to the church in your new tuxedo
The bride walks down just
to start the wedding
And there's one more girl
you won't be getting
So you start thinking
Then you start blinking
A bridesmaid looks and thinks
that you're winking
She thinks you're kinda cute so she winks back
And now you're feeling really firm
because the girl is stacked
Reception's jumping
Bass is pumping
Look at the girl and your heart
starts thumping
Says she wanna dance to a different groove
Now you know what to do
Go bust a move
If you want it, you got it
If you want it, baby, you got it
-- Just bust a move --
If you want it, you got it
You want it, baby you got it
Trying to do what those ladies tell us
Get shot down 'cause ya over-zealous
Play hard to get females get jealous
Okay smarty
Go to a party
Girls are scantily clad and showing body
A chick walks by you wish you could sex her
But you're standing on the wall
like you was Poindexter
Next day's function
High class luncheon
Food is served, and you're stone-cold munching
Music comes on people start to dance
But then you ate so much
you nearly split your pants
A girl starts walking
Guys start gawking
Sits down next to you and starts talking
Says she wants to dance
because she likes to groove
So come on fatso and just bust a move
You're on a mission and you're wishing
Someone could cure your lonely condition
Looking for love in all the wrong places
No fine girls just ugly faces
From frustration
First inclination
Is to become a monk and leave the situation
But every dark tunnel has a light of hope
So don't hang yourself with a celibate rope
Now jester's showing,
So you're going
Could care less about the five you're blowing
Theater gets dark just to start the show
Then ya spot a fine woman
sitting in your row
She's dressed in yellow,
She says "Hello.
Come sit next to me you fine fellow."
You run over there without a second to lose
And what comes next, hey bust a move
In this city
Ladies look pretty
Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty
Tell a funny joke just to get some play
Then you try to make a move and
she says, "No way."
Girls are faking
Goodness saking
They want a man who brings home the bacon
Got no money and you ain't so bold
Then you got no woman and
you're getting old
Some girls are sadistic,
Materialistic
Looking for a man makes them opportunistic
They're lying on a beach perpetrating a tan
So that a brother with the money
can be their man
So on the beach you're strolling
Real high rolling
Everything you have is yours and not stolen
A girl runs up with something to prove
So don't just stand there, bust a move
Your best friend Harry
Has a brother Larry
In five days from now he's gonna marry
He's hoping you can make it there if you can
'Cause in the ceremony you'll be the best man
You say, "Neat-o,"
Check your libido
And roll to the church in your new tuxedo
The bride walks down just
to start the wedding
And there's one more girl
you won't be getting
So you start thinking
Then you start blinking
A bridesmaid looks and thinks
that you're winking
She thinks you're kinda cute so she winks back
And now you're feeling really firm
because the girl is stacked
Reception's jumping
Bass is pumping
Look at the girl and your heart
starts thumping
Says she wanna dance to a different groove
Now you know what to do
Go bust a move
If you want it, you got it
If you want it, baby, you got it
-- Just bust a move --
If you want it, you got it
You want it, baby you got it
Statistics
- 14STR
- 20DEX
- 14CON
- 20INT
- 10WIS
- 8CHA
- 57AC
- 423HP
- 21BAB
Ability scores are the character sheet values, without item bonuses. AC, HP and BAB are as last saved, gear included.
Skills ranks assigned
Points spent, not the total bonus: in game the ability modifier, item bonuses and feats are added on top.
- Hide36
- Move Silently36
- Search36
- Spot35
- Tumble35
- Spellcraft30
- Lore5
- Pick Pocket5
Feats 52
- Armor Proficiency (light) L13
- Armor Proficiency (medium) L13
- Arrow of Death L23
- Associates Control L1
- Collectibles Menu L1
- Darkvision L26
- Dodge L6
- Enchant Arrow I L13
- Enchant Arrow II L15
- Enchant Arrow III L17
- Enchant Arrow IV L19
- Enchant Arrow V L22
- Enchant Arrow VI L32
- Epic Arcane Archer L32
- Epic Character L21
- Epic Skill Focus (Spot) L27
- Epic Spell Penetration L30
- Evasion L26
- Extend Spell L28
- Great Dexterity I L21
- Great Dexterity II L24
- Greater Spell Penetration L10
- Hail of Arrows L20
- Hardiness vs. Enchantments L1
- Hide in Plain Sight L21
- Imbue Arrow L14
- Immunity To Sleep L1
- Improved Critical (longbow) L15
- Keen Sense L1
- Knockdown L33
- Low-light Vision L1
- Mobility L9
- Point Blank Shot L1
- Rapid Shot L18
- Scribe Scroll L1
- Seeker Arrow I L16
- Seeker Arrow II L18
- Shadow Daze L27
- Shadow Evade L33
- Shield Proficiency L13
- Skill Affinity (Listen) L1
- Skill Affinity (Search) L1
- Skill Affinity (Spot) L1
- Spell Penetration L5
- Summon Familiar L1
- Uncanny Dodge I L26
- Weapon Finesse L12
- Weapon Focus (longbow) L3
- Weapon Proficiency (Elf) L1
- Weapon Proficiency (martial) L13
- Weapon Proficiency (simple) L13
- Weapon Proficiency (wizard) L1
Equipment
Head Nordock Craft Stats Helmet- Ability Bonus Constitution +6
- Ability Bonus Dexterity +6
- Ability Bonus Strength +6
- AC Bonus +6
- Haste
Chest Nordock Craft Wizard Robe- Ability Bonus Constitution +2
- Ability Bonus Intelligence +4
- AC Bonus +6
- Damage Reduction +7 Soak 10 Damage
- Regeneration +2
- Skill Bonus Concentration +10
- Use Limitation: Class Wizard
Boots Nordock Craft Dodge Boots- Ability Bonus Constitution +2
- Ability Bonus Dexterity +4
- Ability Bonus Strength +2
- AC Bonus +5
- Skill Bonus Hide +10
- Skill Bonus Move Silently +10
Arms Nordock Craft Wizard Bracers- Ability Bonus Constitution +2
- Ability Bonus Intelligence +4
- Bonus Spell Slot of Level Wizard Level 6
- Bonus Spell Slot of Level Wizard Level 6
- Bonus Spell Slot of Level Wizard Level 7
- Bonus Spell Slot of Level Wizard Level 7
- Bonus Spell Slot of Level Wizard Level 8
- Bonus Spell Slot of Level Wizard Level 8
- Bonus Spell Slot of Level Wizard Level 9
- Bonus Spell Slot of Level Wizard Level 9
- Use Limitation: Class Wizard
Right Hand Nordock Craft Sword- Damage Bonus Piercing 1d8 Damage
- Damage Bonus Positive Energy 1d10 Damage
- Enhancement Bonus +6
- Keen
- Massive Criticals 1d12 Damage
- Visual Effect Holy
Left Hand Nordock Craft Arcane Small Shield- Cast Spell Greater Sanctuary (18) 1 Use/Day
- Cast Spell Greater Spell Mantle (17) 1 Use/Day
- Arcane Spell Failure -05%
- Base Item Weight Reduction 10% of Weight
- Bonus Spell Slot of Level Bard Level 5
- Bonus Spell Slot of Level Bard Level 6
- Bonus Spell Slot of Level Sorcerer Level 8
- Bonus Spell Slot of Level Sorcerer Level 9
- Bonus Spell Slot of Level Wizard Level 8
- Bonus Spell Slot of Level Wizard Level 9
- Light Bright (20m) Blue
- Regeneration +2
- Use Limitation: Class Bard
- Use Limitation: Class Sorcerer
- Use Limitation: Class Wizard
Cloak Nordock Craft Holy Cloak- Ability Bonus Charisma +4
- Ability Bonus Constitution +2
- Ability Bonus Dexterity +2
- Ability Bonus Wisdom +4
- Regeneration +2
- Saving Throw Bonus Universal +2
Left Ring Ring of Clear Thought +5- Ability Bonus Intelligence +5
- Right Ring Nordock Craft Wizard Ring
- Ability Bonus Constitution +2
- Ability Bonus Intelligence +4
- Bonus Spell Slot of Level Wizard Level 6
- Bonus Spell Slot of Level Wizard Level 6
- Bonus Spell Slot of Level Wizard Level 7
- Bonus Spell Slot of Level Wizard Level 7
- Bonus Spell Slot of Level Wizard Level 8
- Bonus Spell Slot of Level Wizard Level 8
- Bonus Spell Slot of Level Wizard Level 9
- Bonus Spell Slot of Level Wizard Level 9
- Use Limitation: Class Wizard
Amulet Nordock Craft Natural Resistance Amulet- AC Bonus +6
- Immunity: Damage Type Acid 10%
- Immunity: Damage Type Cold 10%
- Immunity: Damage Type Electrical 10%
- Immunity: Damage Type Fire 10%
- Immunity: Damage Type Sonic 10%
- Regeneration +2
Belt Nordock Craft Protection Belt- Cast Spell Heal (11) 3 Uses/Day
- Base Item Weight Reduction 80% of Weight
- Damage Resistance Bludgeoning Resist 5 / -
- Damage Resistance Piercing Resist 5 / -
- Damage Resistance Slashing Resist 5 / -
- Immunity: Damage Type Positive Energy 10%
- Regeneration +4
- Saving Throw Bonus Universal +1
Arrows Arrow +5- Damage Bonus Piercing 5 Damage
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Last played 2026-08-04