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- StatusFallen
- Level reached3
- Created2026-09-26
- Balms used0
Biography
Testaclese TaintCleanser, Duke of Scrotia, was born under a lucky star in the bustling port city of New Ball-timore.
As a youth, he was incredibly fragile. The royal physicians warned that he was so sensitive, he might crack under pressure at any moment. But Testaclese was a resilient soul. He spent his formative years lifting heavy ball-bells to build up his strength, eventually becoming the most robust warrior in the realm. His life changed forever during the Great Itch of the Century, when the neighboring kingdom of Epididymis threatened to launch a coordinated strike against his borders.
While lesser men would have shrunk from the challenge, Testaclese stood tall. He marched into the valley of Vas Deferens, flanked by his two most trusted advisors, Leftie and Rightie.
For his bravery, he was awarded the ultimate title: The Lord of the Low-Hanging Fruit, and he was granted the keys to the kingdom's most sacred archive, The Nut-shell.
Today, Duke Testaclese rules with an iron fist in a velvet glove (mostly to prevent any unwanted friction). He lives in constant fear of his ultimate rival, the dreaded assassin Sir Cumsision, who wants nothing more than to take a little off the top of Testaclese's empire.
As a youth, he was incredibly fragile. The royal physicians warned that he was so sensitive, he might crack under pressure at any moment. But Testaclese was a resilient soul. He spent his formative years lifting heavy ball-bells to build up his strength, eventually becoming the most robust warrior in the realm. His life changed forever during the Great Itch of the Century, when the neighboring kingdom of Epididymis threatened to launch a coordinated strike against his borders.
While lesser men would have shrunk from the challenge, Testaclese stood tall. He marched into the valley of Vas Deferens, flanked by his two most trusted advisors, Leftie and Rightie.
For his bravery, he was awarded the ultimate title: The Lord of the Low-Hanging Fruit, and he was granted the keys to the kingdom's most sacred archive, The Nut-shell.
Today, Duke Testaclese rules with an iron fist in a velvet glove (mostly to prevent any unwanted friction). He lives in constant fear of his ultimate rival, the dreaded assassin Sir Cumsision, who wants nothing more than to take a little off the top of Testaclese's empire.
Statistics
- 8STR
- 14DEX
- 17CON
- 16INT
- 10WIS
- 14CHA
- 38AC
- 108HP
- 9BAB
Ability scores are the character sheet values, without item bonuses. AC, HP and BAB are as last saved, gear included.
Skills ranks assigned
Points spent, not the total bonus: in game the ability modifier, item bonuses and feats are added on top.
- Concentration15
- Perform15
- Pick Pocket15
- Ride15
- Taunt13
- Tumble11
- Discipline6
Feats 18
- Armor Proficiency (light) L1
- Armor Proficiency (medium) L1
- Associates Control L1
- Bard Song L1
- Bardic Knowledge L1
- Blind-Fight L1
- Collectibles Menu L1
- Curse Song L5
- Darkvision L1
- Drink Blood L1
- Expertise L9
- Extend Spell L6
- Fly L1
- Improved Expertise L12
- Mounted Combat L3
- Player Menu L1
- Shield Proficiency L1
- Weapon Proficiency (simple) L1
Equipment
Head Helm of the Stranger Tier 2- Cast Spell Cone of Cold (9) 5 Charges/Use
- Cast Spell Ice Dagger (2) 1 Charge/Use
- Cast Spell Ice Storm (9) 4 Charges/Use
- Damage Vulnerability Cold 50% Damage Vulnerability
- Light Normal (15m) Blue
- Damage Resistance Fire Resist 35 / -
Chest Cloth Tier 4- Cast Spell Unique Power Self Only Unlimited Uses/Day
- AC Bonus +6
- XP Bonus 10%
Boots Brilliant Dragon Paws Tier 3- AC Bonus +6
- Immunity: Miscellaneous Fear
- Immunity: Miscellaneous Knockdown
Arms Brilliant Bracers of the Tribeslayer Tier 2- Ability Bonus Strength +2
- Damage Resistance Bludgeoning Resist 5 / -
- Damage Resistance Piercing Resist 5 / -
- Damage Resistance Slashing Resist 5 / -
- Damage Vulnerability Magical 5% Damage Vulnerability
- Decreased AC AC Dodge Modifier -1
- Decreased Saving Throws: Specific Will -2
- Regeneration +2
Right Hand Dart Tier 4- Cast Spell Unique Power Self Only Unlimited Uses/Day
- Enhancement Bonus +6
Left Hand Small Shield +5- AC Bonus +5
Cloak Cloak of Protection +5 Tier 2- AC Bonus +6
Left Ring Crafted Rubicite Amethyst Ring Tier 2- Ability Bonus Charisma +3
- Skill Bonus Perform +2
- Skill Bonus Concentration +2
- Right Ring Crafted Rubicite Amethyst Ring Tier 2
- Ability Bonus Charisma +3
- Skill Bonus Perform +2
- Skill Bonus Concentration +2
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Last played 2026-09-29